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This is one of the most riveting phone calls I've ever heard!!
http://www.melbamedi...o/monkeying.mp3
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Monkeying around with America's Future
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Plutodog 
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 09:56 PM
Oh hell, yeah, brother, this guy is just SPOT ON.
"Enlighten the people generally, and tyranny and oppression of body and mind will vanish like spirits at the dawn of day." -- Thomas Jefferson
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Castlevania
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 11:24 PM
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LOL!!!!
This was so funny!.
But honestly, as funny as that recording was... there are many people out there who have that kind of mental sickness and actually believe stories like this.
Nick
LOL!!!!
This was so funny!.
But honestly, as funny as that recording was... there are many people out there who have that kind of mental sickness and actually believe stories like this.
Nick
The Dangers of Thinking Positive.
Psychologists say -- Think Positive. Scientists say –Think Positive. Everyone says – Think Positive.
Arctic ice is melting – Glaciers are melting – Rivers are drying up. Think Positive.
Fish population in Oceans is down to 1/3 of what it was 100 years ago.Think Positive.
Pollution levels are going sky-high and valley-deep. Think Positive.
There used to be millions of members in most species of Animals and Birds. Now they are down to thousands and hundreds. Think Positive.
Weather is getting more and more irregular and unpredictable.Think Positive.
Thinking positive is the height of insanity.
This is a world that has become completely incapable of feeling Pain, Compassion, Remorse and Guilt.
The planet is getting destroyed moment by moment – and people are thinking positive.
Very soon there will be 1 Animal and 1 Tree left in this world – and people will still be thinking positive.
--Sushil_Yadav
Psychologists say -- Think Positive. Scientists say –Think Positive. Everyone says – Think Positive.
Arctic ice is melting – Glaciers are melting – Rivers are drying up. Think Positive.
Fish population in Oceans is down to 1/3 of what it was 100 years ago.Think Positive.
Pollution levels are going sky-high and valley-deep. Think Positive.
There used to be millions of members in most species of Animals and Birds. Now they are down to thousands and hundreds. Think Positive.
Weather is getting more and more irregular and unpredictable.Think Positive.
Thinking positive is the height of insanity.
This is a world that has become completely incapable of feeling Pain, Compassion, Remorse and Guilt.
The planet is getting destroyed moment by moment – and people are thinking positive.
Very soon there will be 1 Animal and 1 Tree left in this world – and people will still be thinking positive.
--Sushil_Yadav
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jsessa
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 11:39 PM
Castlevania, on Apr 2 2006, 07:24 PM, said:
.....
LOL!!!!
This was so funny!.
But honestly, as funny as that recording was... there are many people out there who have that kind of mental sickness and actually believe stories like this.
Nick
LOL!!!!
This was so funny!.
But honestly, as funny as that recording was... there are many people out there who have that kind of mental sickness and actually believe stories like this.
Nick
Damn dirty French!
Can’t trust them euro-thrash!
In talking about crystal, I got some crystal glasses and THEY ARE EVIL!
Damn filthy orangutans; keep your dirty filthy paws off my dollar bills and crystal!
It’s a mad house! A mad house! Damn you, damn you all to hell, you went and blew it all up!
All I have to say is thank God for that 23.5 degree tilt, for without it there would be no God to thank!
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Posted 05 April 2006 - 03:49 AM
If you loved that audio sample, check out these:
First let me give you some background information. Brother Russell is the prankster in these audio calls. These were recorded sometime in the mid 90s. Russell has an alter ego Melba Jackson. She is an elderly woman that loves Jesus and gets a little cranky sometimes.
"Melba Vs. Gay Day" from Melba Comes Alive
http://www.melbamedi...melbagayday.mp3
"I Hope You're Not A Mormon " from Here Is Melba!
http://www.melbamedi...penotmormon.mp3
If you loved these samples, I would highly recommend you buying the CDs. I have two of them and I put them on to get a laugh and it's like it never gets old. I love Melba!!!!
http://www.melbamedia.com
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First let me give you some background information. Brother Russell is the prankster in these audio calls. These were recorded sometime in the mid 90s. Russell has an alter ego Melba Jackson. She is an elderly woman that loves Jesus and gets a little cranky sometimes.
"Melba Vs. Gay Day" from Melba Comes Alive
http://www.melbamedi...melbagayday.mp3
This is a call to Bob Larson's radio show where Melba talks about the horrors of going to Gay Days in Disney World. Larson lapped it up like it was so real. The weird thing was that he played this call on TBN showing how he ministered to this elderly woman. This one is priceless!
"I Hope You're Not A Mormon " from Here Is Melba!
http://www.melbamedi...penotmormon.mp3
Melba calls a shopping network and gets a little carried away when she finds the rep is a Mormon. This one is priceless as well!
If you loved these samples, I would highly recommend you buying the CDs. I have two of them and I put them on to get a laugh and it's like it never gets old. I love Melba!!!!
http://www.melbamedia.com
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Castlevania
- Thomas Paine is my hero
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- Interests:Being mislabeled as a theist. <br />Being mislabeled as a atheist. <br />Being fooled.<br />Being told that I believe in delusions. <br />Making people participate in conversations against their will.<br />People not being accountable for their actions<br />Hollow statements<br />Assertations without substance and reason.<br />Lacking keen clarity in my thinking and reason.<br />Wasting peoples time<br /><br />And whatever people want to accuse me of.
Posted 08 May 2006 - 01:43 AM
I am going to assume, that this guy was in no way serious. If he was... I only hope christianity gets MORE guys like this preaching! If we had more preachers like this running around... it would definitely turn people off to christianity =D
On a side note, this guy is f'ing funny as hell!
For being a christian, this guy uses the [phrase "God Damn" pretty loosely LOL
Nick
On a side note, this guy is f'ing funny as hell!
For being a christian, this guy uses the [phrase "God Damn" pretty loosely LOL
Nick
The Dangers of Thinking Positive.
Psychologists say -- Think Positive. Scientists say –Think Positive. Everyone says – Think Positive.
Arctic ice is melting – Glaciers are melting – Rivers are drying up. Think Positive.
Fish population in Oceans is down to 1/3 of what it was 100 years ago.Think Positive.
Pollution levels are going sky-high and valley-deep. Think Positive.
There used to be millions of members in most species of Animals and Birds. Now they are down to thousands and hundreds. Think Positive.
Weather is getting more and more irregular and unpredictable.Think Positive.
Thinking positive is the height of insanity.
This is a world that has become completely incapable of feeling Pain, Compassion, Remorse and Guilt.
The planet is getting destroyed moment by moment – and people are thinking positive.
Very soon there will be 1 Animal and 1 Tree left in this world – and people will still be thinking positive.
--Sushil_Yadav
Psychologists say -- Think Positive. Scientists say –Think Positive. Everyone says – Think Positive.
Arctic ice is melting – Glaciers are melting – Rivers are drying up. Think Positive.
Fish population in Oceans is down to 1/3 of what it was 100 years ago.Think Positive.
Pollution levels are going sky-high and valley-deep. Think Positive.
There used to be millions of members in most species of Animals and Birds. Now they are down to thousands and hundreds. Think Positive.
Weather is getting more and more irregular and unpredictable.Think Positive.
Thinking positive is the height of insanity.
This is a world that has become completely incapable of feeling Pain, Compassion, Remorse and Guilt.
The planet is getting destroyed moment by moment – and people are thinking positive.
Very soon there will be 1 Animal and 1 Tree left in this world – and people will still be thinking positive.
--Sushil_Yadav
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Posted 08 May 2006 - 01:54 AM
jsessa, on May 7 2006, 09:01 PM, said:
Ahh ya beat me to it! I was gonna dedicate a thread just to the man!
OK here are some more goodies:
One Man Show aka "The Spirit of Truth"
http://myspace.com/thespiritoftruth
On the Myspace page, a fan put up a Google Current link. What's funny is that they roast Kent "Dr. Dino" Hovind and his creation science museum (which got shut down) and they show a small clip of the One Man Show (censoring the f-word).
Here is the direct link on Google video.
Direct Youtube link: (the original clip uploaded by a gracious soul)
http://www.youtube.c...hespiritoftruth
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